Saturday, May 31, 2003

It seems I have forgotten a large number of the things I was going to write today. I wish I could remember those things and forget everything else, though at least some of them were probably about the things I don't want to remember, so perhaps it's best that I forgot them. *nods*

Egads... I have been posessed by the spirit of Blogging Yogi Berra.
No one. Is ever. Going to talk. To me. Again.

Friday, May 30, 2003

I now have Bermuda shorts.

Monday, May 26, 2003

Mmm... it's peppermint... so soothy... ok, you talked me into it.
Would it really be rational to have another cup of tea?

Friday, May 23, 2003

I just don't know what to do with the daylight.

Thursday, May 22, 2003

There are these red spots on one page of my library copy of "Prozac Nation" which I really, really hope are tomato sauce and not blood.

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

I finally told me MIF to fuck off. I said, "You have no regard for how your actions affect other people." Truer words have not been spoken from mountaintops.

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Two days til my birthday. Refugees of war-torn Middle Eastern nations who have nothing but one goat are in a more celebratory mood than I.

After all, they have a goat.

Friday, May 16, 2003

What Natural Disaster are you?

Whoo hoo! I am RISUSA THE TSUNAMI!!


Funny phrase of day: "My fairy keeps getting caught!" - Dork who wears big silver fairy ring (i.e., me).

Runner-up: "Have you ever wondered how crazy people tie their shoes?" - Me again, slightly drunk, watching crazy person flail about in pub.

Hey, I'm on a roll.
Eh.